
The Real Roach
Name: R. Balboa
Location: My heart inhabits the 7,107 or so islands of the
Philippines, my blood spans the Estados Unidos. [I was born in La
Montañosa. My maternal great grandfather, Antonino (He had 5 wives!), was co-founder and
first mayor of my hometown Luna in Apayao, according to my old maternal uncle, Atty.
Jose Barroga...
blah blah blah!]
Face/Ethnicity: Tiger look/PURE Filipino
Age: Ageless Okay, 20s!
Marital Status: That's too confidential.
Computers: Logarithms and silicons or... my brain (My NCEE was
rated by Metro Manila powers that be @ the 98th percentile.
Ahem.)
Positions held: VP then President of the National Association of
Associated Associations
Hobbies: Picking my n*se, testing how far I can flick a b**ger,
etc.
Favorite and Despised Authors: Lualhati Bautista, Warren Murphy,
Dr. Margie Holmes, Louise Anne Yamanaka, etc.
Musicians: Martin Nievera, Kuh (Ledesma), Diomedes Maturan, Asin,
Eraserheads, young Whitney, Enrique Iglesias
(Solo en Ti), Lesley
Garrett, Jacky Cheung and Regine (Wanna hear how Celine Dion's voice sounds nothing
when compared with Regine's? Click
here for their respective duets with one American singer: Regine Velasquez vs. Celine
Dion.)
Quote: Pruebame.
Yeah, this is Roach's thumbnail! Now you know my face. Since
you've seen mine, you gotta show yours, too.
I was about to display my naked body
but Tripod wouldn't allow that.
Besides, I shall not
bring "dishonor"
upon Mt.
Mayon.
J
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© by R. Balboa
page content last modified: April 2000
cursor script added: January 2001